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So,
the aliens came up with a
plan to move to other
planets. Since all
the good ones were already
taken, they decided the
best thing to do would
be to blend in with the
populations already living
on these planets. It
was easier than declaring
war and blowing everybody
to smithereens, and
besides, the cute happy
aliens really didn't want
to hurt anybody.
In
order to assimilate fully
with the creatures on
their worlds of choice,
they formed a department
called the "Aliens of
Extraordinary
Ability." These
were the smartest aliens
on their planet, and these
aliens were sent all over
the galaxy to learn every teensy
weensy detail they
could about other
civilizations. They
would then go back to
their planet, infuse
everyone scheduled to move
to the new planet with all
the information (through a
cool mind-meld thingy
that's way
too complicated to
describe here--only the
especially nerdy would
understand it), and then
the aliens could move on
in and nobody would be the
wiser.
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